Marilyn Manson diagnosed with swine flu

Marilyn Manson was diagnosed with H1N1 on Monday, 21st September.

Manson has not let the news get to him in anyway, he has continued to be the same Marilyn Manson we all know.

Manson wrote “So I have officially been diagnosed by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU”

“I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained, however, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness.”

I am sure any lingering feelings from his previous partners will have disappeared on reading his blog.

It is said Manson hopes to be fighting fit in time for his UK tour in December, or sooner.


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